A
man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the
man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Would you let me buy your dinner to make it up to you?" she says. Smitten, he says yes.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater. Then they have
drinks. They talk, they laugh, they share their deepest dreams.
She
listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to
come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next
morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast. The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!
He is drawn to praise her. "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"Oh heavens no," she replies.........
"You just happened to catch my eye."
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